Hey there pretty Indian girl, whats good with you. I see you with that long black hair. You smelling good. They say indian people smell like curry. Nah not you I’m trying to marry. Damn ma, that ass is fat. I’m trying to talk educational and all of that. lets look into the stars as I play a few riffs from my guitar. Pass me the salsa and tortillas please.
HAHAHAAAAA
lol, tf?
So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea
You should date a girl who reads.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. So many books that she doesn’t have any clothes. She doesn’t own any dishes and eats her ramen off of vintage Hemingway novels. Date a girl who literally spends all her money on books and doesn’t live in a house and builds her house out of John Green novels and then uses her book’s shredded pages to brew tea because girls who drink tea are vastly superior to girls who do not. Date a girl who loves books. Date a girl that masturbates with book spines, whose high school yearbook quote was “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.” Date a girl who reads.
what’s crazy is that yall deadass believe only model citizens deserve justice
wild
meatfighter
inqvietude
tumblr is like are you SURE you want to look at this blog you’ve followed for 4 years it contains adult content now
